How To Become A Better Eldest Son

1. Ask money for enrollment.
2. Don't enroll.
3. Ask money for weekly allowance.
4. Squander time and money.
5. Drink moderately.
6. Puff cigarettes ten times a day.
7. Go overnight playing computer games.
8. Do numbers 1-7 over and over again.
9. If you're already tired doing it, confess everything to your parents.
10. Ask for forgiveness.

"the legend of the prodigal son returns."

Ambisyoso

Kindergarten: to be a scientist or an inventor

Grade 1: to run a business
Grade 2: to be rich and famous
Grade 3: to be an engineer
Grade 4: to be an architect/painter
Grade 5: to be a chemist
Grade 6: to be in the field of medicine

1st yr HS: to be a detective/CIA agent or an assassin perhaps
2nd yr HS: to be a preacher/missionary
3rd yr HS: to be a ruler/leader
4th yr HS: to rock the world

College: to become an industrial psychologist
OSY days: to be a political officer of BHB

Present: oh come on! i'm so sick of thinking of what i wanted to become in the future. give me a break. all i wanted is satisfaction. but truth is, i can't afford to have it.

Points coming from a stupid genius

Amew:

point #1. it's just like this mew, you're chewing a gum and you spit it out. a dog came after, chewed your gum and then spit it again. do you still want to chew your gum again after what had happen?

point #2. if every heart broken girl met me before their ex, they might be probably happy by now.

point #3. you're so bugo. you committed suicide already. suicide is different from diving, because when divers dive they show the beauty of diving but after diving they're still alive. when you go suicide, you will never get out alive. you lose everything.