How To Become A Better Eldest Son

1. Ask money for enrollment.
2. Don't enroll.
3. Ask money for weekly allowance.
4. Squander time and money.
5. Drink moderately.
6. Puff cigarettes ten times a day.
7. Go overnight playing computer games.
8. Do numbers 1-7 over and over again.
9. If you're already tired doing it, confess everything to your parents.
10. Ask for forgiveness.

"the legend of the prodigal son returns."

Ambisyoso

Kindergarten: to be a scientist or an inventor

Grade 1: to run a business
Grade 2: to be rich and famous
Grade 3: to be an engineer
Grade 4: to be an architect/painter
Grade 5: to be a chemist
Grade 6: to be in the field of medicine

1st yr HS: to be a detective/CIA agent or an assassin perhaps
2nd yr HS: to be a preacher/missionary
3rd yr HS: to be a ruler/leader
4th yr HS: to rock the world

College: to become an industrial psychologist
OSY days: to be a political officer of BHB

Present: oh come on! i'm so sick of thinking of what i wanted to become in the future. give me a break. all i wanted is satisfaction. but truth is, i can't afford to have it.

Points coming from a stupid genius

Amew:

point #1. it's just like this mew, you're chewing a gum and you spit it out. a dog came after, chewed your gum and then spit it again. do you still want to chew your gum again after what had happen?

point #2. if every heart broken girl met me before their ex, they might be probably happy by now.

point #3. you're so bugo. you committed suicide already. suicide is different from diving, because when divers dive they show the beauty of diving but after diving they're still alive. when you go suicide, you will never get out alive. you lose everything.

Kornee!

text messages nga naman minsan... pag napasobra ang kokorni na... tulad nalang ng mga ganito oh... you can't blame people... they exercise it... *ROFL*

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.. paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?? ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
3. Uy picture tayo!! para ma-develop tayo!!
4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?? hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
5. Can i take your picture?? coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!
6. Centrum ka ba?? kasi you make my life complete!!
7. pwede ba kita maging driver?? para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
8. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?? ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..
9. Ibibili kita ng salbabida.. kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
10.Me lisensya ka ba?? coz you're driving me crazy eh..
11. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?? may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
12. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.. coz all i ever think of is you..
13. Nakakatakot diba ang multo?? pero mas nakakatakot kapag mawala ka sa buhay ko..
14. Am i a bad shooter?? coz i keep on missing you..
15. May lahi ka bang aswang?? feeling ko kasi ikaw yung other half ko eh..
16. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
17. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh, kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..
18. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?? because you give meaning to my life..
19. Bangin ka ba?? nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..
20. Pustiso ka ba?? kasi, can't smile without you..
21. Pagod na pagod ka na noh?? maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..
22. Me butas ba puso mo? kasi! natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!
23. Anung height mo?? ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko.
24. Sana "V" na lang ako.. para i'm always right next to "U"
25. Kng ako ay isng exam,ssgutin mo ba?

waiting in vain

thousands of people are dying out there
there was nothing done but wait

too many works are trying out to be done
there was nothing done but wait

alot acquired education at early age
there was nothing done but wait

missed opportunity at stake
there was nothing done but wait

till lips go dry, ran out of drink for thousand of decades.
till knees shake like they never will.
till lungs scream out loud.
till heart pounds no more.
wait. till existence vanish in the planet.

harry potter: revenge of the sith

kid uno: autocasting the spell 'ridiculous' on self. go sa mga harry potter syndrome lyt. salamat dakilang amegah... didai dear, napakachaka.

kid dos: nah... sige pah... matinud.an jud kag kabayot doh.. tan.awa ra imung kalaki, nahimu na nuon kang hermione sa internet. *bula bula baba*

La la la

to show the world you are normal, xempre you must engage yourself on music... now what about music?

Music has been my playmate, my lover, and my crying towel. ~Buffy Sainte-Marie

aksyon lang sag kabayot akong kalag for the mean time :)

what happened today?

it was a good day actually... i overslept and i woke up past 4 in the afternoon and it's cool ya know (i almost forgot i'm still alive kicking with bended knees). as soon as i woke up i began coughing like hell. lami ra jud ang feeling sa ginahutoi da, and so i continued popping alot of marlboro lights (indeed nagminor naq ha, bawal pula kay hubak pa).

then amew started fixing himself, he said he wanted to go to church and seek divine intervention. and then i asked him to pray for my soul, that if ever i would die today, i would surely go to heaven.
(fyi i spend time going to church during my past life, uhh that was when i had this healthy christian life)

and so, the room was filled with korean-chinese speaking baylas, ug napay binsui nga bulala kayo ug baba astang kusuga mukatawa. they cracked the silence in the apartment. but i felt the moment was tearing me apart as soon as regima omega/moimoi ni tita da(chuey keog ngalan) bid goodbye to everybody. my powerful mind conceived the future again. it was the moment that struck me, alot of members of d3 family would be leaving soon for their new horizons in life. and we(i and tita da) were talking. i asked her if she could imagine ourselves in the next four years in our lives. like what happens next after all of these. those foolish but quite meaningful questions began ruining my head. and then i started missing people, one by one(kung gabasa ka ani apil naka adto). :s

to compromise the misery, i went up to technocraft and started writing this thing. and that's how this day went.

Lesson for the day: "dili mahurot ang adlaw, muagi lang."

just got from flip :)

nothing to write good right now, anyway flip did ask me to put this on my page... i'm afraid to say that i'm so drained today and i cough alot... oh gahd, just need to answer this one. well, here it goes (--,)

1. wrath:

who did you last get angry with?

-i can't remember, i'm somewhat preoccupied at this very moment.

who did you last get pissed off with?

-uhm... manz, uk-uk man gud xa. hahah

who was the last person who got really angry at you?

-angel... ambot nea, hahaha labad guro ko sa iyang panan.aw

do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

-well... i do. but it all depends blah blah blah

2. sloth:

what is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?

-sleep early and wake up early

what's the latest you've ever woken up?

-i had overnight session at tc, then got sleep at 7am... i woke up past 11 this morning.

who have you been meaning to contact, but haven't?

-CHED RO... huhuh allowance. it links everything.

how many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

-i do the alarm thingee if i have an appointment.no appointment today, but if ever i snooze button maybe i hit it once or twice.

3. gluttony:

meat eater?

-*nod*

what is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting, outing or event?

-3 sets of RH stallion x_x and 3 shots of tequilla. T_T *dying natural death*

have you ever used a professional diet company?

-negative

4. lust:

how many people have seen you completely naked?

-i count my fingers in hands and feet... but i think the number goes more than that! x_x

ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

-nep... shadow techniquer ako weh... *kage bunshin nu jutsu*

what's your fave part of the body?

-the eyes... i find it sexiest part of the body, way rot.

have you ever made a proposition with a prostitute?

-hapit dhai.

5. greed:

if you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

-show some support to our country... i'll buy high powered rifles using that money :D

would you rather be rich, or famous?

-my dad's famous yet not rich... in application, i wanted to try being rich!

6. pride:

what is the one thing that you've done that you're most proud of?

-serving the people without considering my priors.

one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?

-as far as i can remember? being a complete idiot... yea, sad but true

what would you like to accomplish in your life?

-hmm. daghan nisulod sakong hunahuna, i'll just write it on a paper, isa isahon naq... i'll just edit this after

what did you do today that you're proud of?

-i finished the clearance signature campaign in just 1 afternun... *lol*

7. envy:

if you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

-my dad! haha... he's the best in this world

have you ever wished you had a different physical feature?

-opkors... lighter complexion and nice dental structures :D

from the expert

this was from kuya jet's post... hope you like it also:

Guys don't care if you're friends with
other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us,
and some random guy walks into the
room and you jump up and tackle him,
without even introducing us, yeah, it
pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and
talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're
still there.

We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTS
you, but at 2 in the morning we do get
a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
that it can't wait
till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/
beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is
confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door
open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm
in.

let us pay for you!
don't "feel bad"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know
somebody's looking, we'll be more
impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for
us.

If we're going out with you in the
first place, you don't have to feel
the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or
put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not
what you are.
honestly, i think a girl looks more
beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
or my
shirt and boxers, not all dolled up

Don't take everything we say
seriously. [=))]

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the
beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your
bible.

"Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in
front of us".
It's boring, and we don't care. You
have friends for that.

Whatever happened to the
word "handsome"/"beautiful"

i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who
greeted me
with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey
baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever
else you can think of.
on the other hand I'm not saying i
wouldn't like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if
you aren't being treated right by a
guy, don't wait for him to change.
ditch his sorry ASS,he's a disgrace to
the male population and find someone
who will treat you with utter respect.

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when
you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even
when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter
how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're
doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ..and
actually mean it.

*Holding Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand,
gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than
once.

*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with
him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to
her.

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his
arm around you, tilt your head on his
shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves
you, look deep into her eyes, give her
a peck on the lips, and tell her you
love her
too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under
the stars, put your head on his chest
and close your eyes as you listen to
his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link
your hands with hers.

Bipolar

i sat on my mattress which was located at the lower left corner of my asylum. staring at the blank door, my trolly had a vacation. it was drooping into oblivion again.

kid uno: here you are, leaning on the wall. geez, this is going nowhere. erase imaginings, erase bayot moments! pointless. not your cup of tea... i guess. :s

*flashbacks popping up*

kid uno: crap! huli kaw mad cow. loud laughs and foolish talks loomed over the place awhile ago. the house was so alive.

kid dos: yea. all i see, loud voices. all i hear, mouth openings and moving lips.

kid uno: agree. i was just thinking, if these individuals(referring to Special Others), could be back here for tom.

kid dos: i came to think of that also. know what? wonder if these could happen over and over again. if so, until when? when will it end?

kid uno: pretty soon i think... pretty soon.

*back to sanity*

kid uno: here goes reality. *sigh*

kid dos: *chuckles*

for a moment there was pause. i rubbed my eye and started fixing my bed. a grim smile was release.

"hell, here goes silence... -_-zzZ"
*last obar op da nayt*

Bluish

i write with use of these black inks
until i form a mental image of blue tints
tiny specks became colossal in an instant
blue! was painted unto my eyes

memories were filled with blue
increasing the beauty of that hue
mind be embedded with that spectrum
painting the surroundings with vision was ultimatum

my soul be cursed!
oh with that fiery burning blue
let my heart be anointed:
tonight, "i" become a disciple of you