How To Become A Better Eldest Son

1. Ask money for enrollment.
2. Don't enroll.
3. Ask money for weekly allowance.
4. Squander time and money.
5. Drink moderately.
6. Puff cigarettes ten times a day.
7. Go overnight playing computer games.
8. Do numbers 1-7 over and over again.
9. If you're already tired doing it, confess everything to your parents.
10. Ask for forgiveness.

"the legend of the prodigal son returns."